February 25, 2012 at 12:50 PM

  • Woman: Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
  • Government: No.
  • Me: So basically, don't have sex unless you want a child and are completely financially able to care for one? Right. Get the fuck out of my uterus.

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