Me, shortly before experiencing Alexander McQueen’s work in person.  #gpoy

Me, shortly before experiencing Alexander McQueen’s work in person. #gpoy

Bedtime.  #gpoy #tattoo #letsgetweird #thightat

Bedtime. #gpoy #tattoo #letsgetweird #thightat

Indiana rest stop bathroom selfie.  #gpoy

Indiana rest stop bathroom selfie. #gpoy

Finally warm enough to break out my Frankies.  #gpoy #airforce1 #nike #Frankenstein #halloween

Finally warm enough to break out my Frankies. #gpoy #airforce1 #nike #Frankenstein #halloween

I want your skulls.  #gpoy #misfits

I want your skulls. #gpoy #misfits

Never posted this drunk birthday photo from #Chow.  Height of class.  #gpoy

Never posted this drunk birthday photo from #Chow. Height of class. #gpoy

Eat your heart out.

Eat your heart out.

I am currently consuming a four-dollar bottle of merlot, alone, while ripping apart a block of smoked gouda with my bare hands

I am the height of class, where are my suitors????

Did you receive a tactical machete for your birthday?  Because I did.

Did you receive a tactical machete for your birthday? Because I did.

Just got off work.  Let the shower beers commence. #gpoy #alcohol #timburtonlingerieallday

Just got off work. Let the shower beers commence. #gpoy #alcohol #timburtonlingerieallday