First selfie of 2014.  First selfie with my new camera.

First selfie of 2014. 
First selfie with my new camera.

Basically, if you are a cis man

Do not talk to me.  Do not look at me.  Don’t think about me.

Don’t fucking call me.  Don’t fucking cat-call me. 

Don’t cum while thinking about me.  Don’t think while cumming about me.

Don’t buy me dinner and a movie and think I owe you anyfuckingthing.

 Don’t call me bitch, cunt, slut, whore. 

Don’t call me baby, honey, sugar, sweetheart.

Don’t tell me I complete you.  Don’t cry over me.  Don’t fight over me.  Don’t tell me you love me.  Don’t tell me you miss me. 

Don’t ask to hold my hand.  Don’t ask to suck my tits.  Don’t ask to fuck my cunt. 

Don’t ask me for anything.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
Worked on this baby all afternoon, then wore it out to get drinks and play pool.  I’m loving the mesh yoke and have decided every garment I make needs one from now on.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

Worked on this baby all afternoon, then wore it out to get drinks and play pool. I’m loving the mesh yoke and have decided every garment I make needs one from now on.

My knock-off Transformers shorts are almost finished!
My knock-off Transformers shorts are almost finished!
100°? Time to go swimming. (Taken with Instagram)

100°? Time to go swimming. (Taken with Instagram)

Shorts are done! So stoked I found something to make out of the tiny amount of that zig zag fabric that I had lying around. I’m in love.

Its all fun and games ‘til they all start pissing on you.

New shorts I’m making. They’re almost done. I probably won’t wear anything else this summer, I’m already in love with them.

yourcharmsyourharm:

UH OH, ONLY A COUPLE DROPS LEFT. #texaspete #hotsauce #panic  (Taken with Instagram)

 unacceptable.

yourcharmsyourharm:

UH OH, ONLY A COUPLE DROPS LEFT. #texaspete #hotsauce #panic (Taken with Instagram)

unacceptable.

Free cookies at Max & Erma’s.

Free cookies at Max & Erma’s.